Tuesday, July 14, 2009

moo-t

At a motivational talk...

Speaker: … and that’s why we should never do things till the cow comes home. Anybody does things till the cow comes home?


Someone from the audience: *Hand up* I always do things till the cow comes home!


*LAUGHTER RIOT*


Speaker: Well, what do you plan to do to make sure you do things before the cow comes home?


*Silence*


Speaker: Well, we could make sure the cow comes home on time. Give it a curfew…blah blah…



Somehow, if we use a series of repeated lines or phrases, it can sound pretty dirty!


Agree?



No comments: