Saturday, July 26, 2008

bizarre names

I'm sure we all read about the poor 9-year old girl whose name was Talula Does The Hula. I mean OMG! Does her parents want to ruin her future.. at a young age already?? They could do it much much later in her future. Sure it may be cute... sort of... in a way... some how...(I fail to see it)... when she was a baby. Hey even Talula Dexter Paula would be better (if the sound of the name wants to be retained). But goodness gracious, for the love of humanity and her childhood life, what happened to just plain old Maggie, Mary, Linda etc?? Imagine poor Talula going around her school; can you imagine how cruel kids can be?? The name is embarrassing! I also fail to see how she didn't sue her parents!! She would be the laughing stock of the whole playground!! Ok and what about when she is working for some corporate company in the future! She won't be taken seriously for one bit! And imagine if she does get pulled over (prob for speeding or something), the cops might even arrest her for assuming she's holding a fake id! Well thankfully the judge had her parents renamed her. There are also plenty of other weird names... like Benson & Hedges, Number 16 Bus Shelter... wtf. No offense to the poor children. Sorry.

Well celebs also have the habit of naming their kids with bizarre names. Prob they think it's unique. Different is good. I like a little change. Not absolute weirdness of epic proportion. But hey... dun let me judge...



This dude; Rob Morrow; from numb3rs, is just pure evil! I have seriously nothing to say. Even our pets have better names. Just because his family name is Morrow, he didn't have to be a moron (no pun intended) to call his child Tu (a number for that matter! wtf). This is bloody ridiculous, an all low for child's names. It's not funny anymore. Tu Morrow?? Like wtf man... What's his problem...???? I'm seriously going to boycott watching numb3rs. So terrible. Luckily there is a law for anyone to change their name once they are 21 years old. Salvation! Poor little Tu, can't wish for 21st Birthday to come any sooner.

Of course there are other weird ones. But too painful to be revealed. Aih...

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