arrgghhh!

I woke up in a sleepy stupor... I felt like I always still being rocked to bed... but I coaxed myself to open my eyes...

Say... isn't that my Uni's bus stop? Where is everyone??? Suddenly my eyes were wide open.
I went to the front of the bus; tried to open push the door open. OMGWTFBBQDVD!!!

It won't budge! The driver isn't there and the dashboard looked like a cockpit! Fish!! it's like a aviation horror show! Only thing... I was grounded and on four wheels. Which button to press? How could I not hear everyone exiting the bus still baffles me. Anyway, I spot two buttons; one was red, the other was black. It looked so ominous. But I had to get out of the bus. I pushed the red one first and tried the door.

Nothing.

Ok. Fine.. The black button then.

Still nothing. Zoicks!

Ok never mind. So I just waited for the bus driver to return from his break. I returned to my seat and started pondering. I just discovered a late-for-class scenario which I never thought was possible.

Lecturer: Why are you late??
Me: Sorry professor. I got stucked in the bus.
Lecturer: What??? That's worse than "my dog ate my homework"!
Me: No! For real. I was alone all by myself in the bus!
Lecturer: Enough! You interrupted the class long enough! Take your notes and get to the back of the class!
Me: But...
Lecturer: *Glares*

Thankfully, that didn't have to happen. It's still a holiday. I just went back to campus to do some stuffs. Haha. Phew...

Anyway, the bus driver returned 10 minutes later, and he had a field day after explaining why I was in his bus...